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 It's time for Ten Yards with Boss Kommish!!!
1. Who is your biggest rival in Koboz?
 hawks: I would have to say my bro, the evil that would spew from him when we were in the same division was incredible, having just one game per year has helped, and the way he plays getting two in a year may take a while.
 naughts: The Batman... whom I beat 2 1/2 times this year (Rich you still owe me $$$$).
 zeps: That is easy! It has to be the Dreadnaughts. I rejoice at seeing so many pictures of sinking battleships.
 blizz: Everyone else in the North
2. Why do you deserve the KOBOZ Cup?
hawks: I helped design the cup, I won the first one, I like it, I miss it.
naughts: Because I provide the most sprinkles.
zeps: A new owner, a new philosophy, and a fresh start to building a dynasty! Only thing left is the cup.
blizz: 10-3 regular season. The best record in all of KOBOZ.
3. What does Koboz mean to you?
hawks: K is for killing your opponents, O is for omg did he just start him? B is for buttkicking the league up and down the divison O is for Osborn the greatest name to ever grace the cup, Z is for ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oui oui oui hoisting one with your friends.
naughts: To Crush Your Enemies. To See Them Driven Before You. And To Hear The
Lamentations Of their Women.
zeps: Koboz means a small stringed musical instrument much like a lute with a bent neck.*
blizz: It means watching football for 9 hours every Sunday! Thank God for Direct TV and the red zone channel!
4. What do you plan to do with the cup should you win it?
hawks: it will be a glourious day as I will fill it with beer and chug it down, then with rum, whiskey then the rest of the day may be a blur, then make a jello mold of the cup.
naughts: What WONT I do with it! Hunting, fishing, swimming, the zoo, bar mitzvahs, picnics, the tilt-a-whirl, the tunnel of love, Cancun, the Grand Slam all you can eat breakfast at Dennys! Oh what beautiful memories we will make together. *sigh*
zeps: Fill it full of the finest ale and to toast the dead that the Zepplins have vanquished in battle.
blizz: Take it to a sugar sand beach.
5. Why is your divison (north, west) the best?
hawks: well the west because the hawks are in it, but I mean look at it we got the batman, the Koboz editor and sprinkle maker, 3 of the 4 core four!
naughts: The West is best because I am in it and I have the greatest theme song in the league!! BigGun = Number One! So it is written... so say we all!
zeps: Why, because it has the Zepplins in it!
blizz: No bird teams in the North!
* Ok... he didn't answer that one so we made up an answer for him. |
