Location: Lake Lida
Division: West
Head Coach: Admiral BigGun (ABG)
Stadium: Warship Memorial Stadium
Team Colors: Battleship Grey, Gunpowder Black
Team Motto: "Where has all the rum gone?"
Inaugural Season: 2000

Fight Song:  A Pirates Life for Me!

Owner: Scott Backstrom
Member:

Turn Ons:
Cheerleaders, Rum, Large Amounts of Booty
Turn Offs:
That sinking feeling, Guns bigger than mine.