Location: Dakota
Division: North
Head Coach: His Majesty King Kodiak
Stadium: Den of Death
Team Colors: Dakota Green, Bear Tooth White
Team Motto: "It's really more of a guideline than a rule."
Inaugural Season: 2003

Fight Song: ???

Owner: John Clarey
Turn Ons:
Bear Hugs, Skimpy Teddies, Riding Bear Back
Turn Offs: 
All things that are Unbearable.