Location: No Forwarding Address
Division: North
Head Coach: Grog
Stadium: none (see Stadium History)
Team Colors: Murder Maroon, Death White, Bash Black
Team Motto: "Grog Want Rock!"
Inaugural Season: 1998

Fight Song:  Grog Smash!

Owner: Kyle Wahlberg
Turn Ons:
Rocks, Clubs, Vipers' Kickers
Turn Offs:
Dinosaurs, Electricity, Asking for Directions