Location: Northfield, MN
Division: North
Head Coach: Yoda
Stadium: Docking Bay 94
Team Colors: Rebel Red, Hoth White
Team Motto: "I've got a bad feeling about this"
Inaugural Season: 1998

Fight Song: Rebels Assemble

Owner: Mark Osborn (aka League VP)
Member: 

Turn Ons:
Bun hairdoos, Photons locked on target, Daisy Duke Shorts

Turn Offs:
The Darkside of the Force, Jar Jar Binks, Darth Anyone