Location: Jewett Lake
Division: West
Head Coach: Snake Plisken
Stadium: The Snake Pit
Team Colors: Poisonous Purple, Fang White
Team Motto: "I'm Batman!"
Inaugural Season: 1998

Owner: Bill Zumwalde
Member: , KFHOF

Turn Ons: 
Batgirl, tomb raiders, slithering

Turn Offs: 
Snake Whacking Day, Legs, being on a plane