All subjects of his royal highness the King Of KOBOZ, the reigning Champion, The crusher of rebellions, The extinguisher of fire breathing geckos, The clipper of minor border skirmish hawks wings, The melter of snow squalls, The sinker of dingies, The silencer of screaming parakeets, The squasher of gardener snakes, The placer on reservation of roving hooligans, The scarer out of the league of damn dirty krauts, and The destroyer of FNGs would like all to know that his Majesty will attend the annual choosing of teams.

Orlando Brown, the six foot seven 350 pound offensive tackle for the Dakota Kodiaks was accidentally mistaken for 'the Hulk' while he was signing autographs in Fargo, ND on July 14th.

The mistaken identity problem was escalated dramatically when a local police Sargent Randy Weckworth, who nearly choked on his little stack while 'on break' at the newly opened IHOP called in the Happy Hooligans for an unprecedented Air Strike.

"It was Pandemonium!" said Shirley Moe, A passerby who was on her way to the mall.

The following is from the last intercepted message from King Kodiak:

The following is from the last intercepted message from King Kodiak:

As the Kodiaks sun themselves on the beaches of Hawaii sipping gin and juice from the ONE CUP awaiting the probowl a smolderin hulk can be seen slipping beneath the waves in the WEST. Crawling out of the surf are three lone survivors. Five Kodiak players approach them and congratulate them on a good game and wish them the best of luck this weekend.

The 2003 American Grey Cup Championship is in the books. Check out the recap from our mighty Boss Kommish:

Last Updated on Friday, 21 May 2010 08:15

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